magnacarterholygrail:

amazelife:

xshe-hood-thox:

I hate a “send me a pic” ass nigga, a when I say I’m laying down he say “without me” ass nigga, can’t hold a convo but can talk about sex for hours ass nigga, ain’t tryna take you out but wanna chill ass nigga, “what are you wearing” ass nigga. Sick of these niggas

PREACH THAT!!!

FINALLY!!

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plasmatics-life:

Beautiful Sunsets ~ By Aleksandr Kljuchenkow
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davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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"I don’t think I’ll get over his smile. To be honest, I don’t want to."

3 am thoughts (via suspend)

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penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

long live betty!

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sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

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nicolebrannum:

l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

I need a friend like this.

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floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

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trumanjayde:

people that think they’re the only person going through shit are the worst fucking people.

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equilibrious:

this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me

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the-absolute-best-posts:

BACK IN STOCK: These cute cat self defense keychains are not toys, but are in fact a very serious defense weapon.

And don’t forget to use coupon code ‘SHIPFREE’ to get FREE SHIPPING on any domestic order today! Hurry and order now!

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